Wednesday, June 13, 2018

My Favorite Nicknames for 45 - NOT For Supporters Or the Young

If you have ever read any of my politics-based blogs, you know that I despise the current President.  I try to avoid using his name whenever possible, and frequently just refer to him by the number of his administration - 45.  He became President via the Electoral College, being more than 3 million votes behind Hillary Clinton in the popular vote.  He is an uneducated, racist boor, who tries to run this country like his rinky-dink real estate company.  Don't forget he has filed for bankruptcy four times.  In any event, I just decided to be R-, or possibly X-rated, today to share a few of my favorite nasty nicknames for the orange circus peanut with cotton candy (or polyester) hair who is sitting in the Oval Office of the White House, and defiling it with his presence every day that he's in Washington.  Here goes:
Lord Feltersnatch
Whoreangutan
Mango Mussolini
Fibberton von Golfitis
Agolf Twittler
Cadet Bone Spurs
Dolt 45
Orange Julius Cease-her
Old Yellow Stain
Trumplethinskin
Donnie Douchebag
Tangface McShitgibbon
Oompa Loompa Schmuck
Tangerine Turdsack
Lord DampNut
Fuckupigus
Putin's Diktaster
Combover Caligula
Baron Fuckface von Clownstick
Donnie Moscow
Sackashiticus
Anus Maximus
Lord Slimemold
Dumpfuckiticus
Darth Snatchgrabber
Dipshitasaurus
Hair Hitler
Ghengis Can't
Tinyhands Tangelo
Stoopidicus
Trumpfuckistan
Putin's Cockswallow
General Fucknuts
Voldumbass
The Great White Wipe
The Flacid Fucknugget
Daniels' Dipper
Ivana's Idiot
Marla's Maggotpole
Pussy Passport
Agent Orange
Hypocritic Oaf
   and, finally,
Tweety Tsarzan

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